Friday, May 31, 2013

Black Sheep

I've been listening to Black Sheep by Julian Cope a lot over the last few weeks. The guy is a genius in several arenas and I've featured him before, but the Black Sheep album is a great mix of aggression, righteousness indignation & tunefulness. Pretty much every track on the album is a standout so it's hard to pick specifics but here's a sample below...no videos, with lyrics this good you don't need them...

 
 
 
and if it all seems a little serious
 
 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Random stuff we bought at the market...

One of the benefits of living where we do is having Mt Gravatt markets on our doorstep. This is one of the more multicultural food markets in Brisbane, with growers selling their wares directly to the customers. There's a lot of international stalls with some unusual produce, some of which we've never even heard of before. So here's a new occasional series of 'random stuff we bought at the market'.

Today - An oyster mushroom. Not that unusual, but I've never seen a complete one before....


 Almost seems a shame to eat it. Oh and $3, if you were wondering.

Friday, May 24, 2013

"We have to pull together..."

Have you noticed that the people who say that are generally the people who can or will do least of all to actually resolve the problem? This one is for my boss (again)
 
I have a potential way out, but if I leave now I'm not sure how the office will continue to operate in this country, and I won't get to work on taking the bully down.

Plus of course the commute is a breeze....

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Extracting the piss

I dropped into a new homebrew shop over the weekend - Quality Homebrew in Slacks Creek. I wasn't really sure what I wanted to brew so I thought I'd have a chat with the guys and see if they could suggest something different for me. After a couple of questions they beckoned me out the back into the shop storage area and pulled out a couple of kegs of their own beer that they thought I might be interested in. They didn't offer me samples, they gave me schooners. We chatted about beer & brewing as we drank, although sometimes one of them nipped out to attend to the shop, and at one point a friend of theirs dropped by and joined in for a chat about golf. It was a trifle bizarre but very welcoming.

One of the beers was a Stone & Wood Pacific Ale clone and I decided it would be nice to have something as crisp and clean to hand for post-lawn mowing moments. But when I got the recipe it was based on pre-hopped canned extract, the sort of thing that beginner brewers use. I was a bit taken aback but as Danny (the brewer) pointed out, I liked the beer and why do the work if you don't have to? And after all I did go in looking for something different...

So here's the recipe, with thanks to Danny for the original

1 can Coopers pre-hopped Mexican Cerveza mix
1 can Coopers wheat malt extract
 Mix the two cans in a pan with hot water
Add 20g Galaxy hops in a hop bag or tied up cheesecloth (I also added 20g Amarillo as it was kicking around the fridge)
 Float the hops in the wort for 20 mins - I kept the heat on but didn't get anywhere near the boil
 Tip the whole lot in a fermentor, top up to 23litres and add S-05 American Ale yeast
After the initial fermentation dies down add an extra 30g of Galaxy hops in another hop bag, and then ferment out in the usual way.

There's not a lot of fermentables in this so it will probably not even hit 5% by volume, and I'm hoping the extract will give a nice clean taste that will let the hops do their thing. It will be interesting to see how it turns out and if the beer still has that characteristic 'Mike's home brew' taste.....
 

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Redcliffe Kite Festival

We went up to the Redcliffe Kite Festival today. As always there were a lot of great static kites on display



 as well as some synchronised kite displays by some incredibly talented flyers, both on four lines
 and on two
 There was also fly-buys from the local warbird preservation organisation - this is a T6 Harvard


 Unfortunately the most prominent element to the entire festival was the number of people
The organisers had obviously decided to expand the brief of the festival to include food, music and market stalls. It made it almost a Redcliffe Ekka and I think the kites were in some ways playing second fiddle to the rest of the attractions. You could see this from the program,, which had scheduled times for the seafood & wine kitchen, the seafood stage, the community stage and the concert stage but nothing about the kite arena. Also despite being next to the bay the program featured nothing about traction kite / kitesurfing, either on land or on sea. This guy obviously wasn't paying attention and was just focusing on enjoying himself  
After a couple of hours even the kites were getting frustrated and starting to try to spice things up
I'd been warned about the crowds so we had parked a few miles away and ridden in. It felt good to get away and head back to a less crowded space...
 

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Shopping with style

We live about 15 minutes walk from a shopping centre and a decent Sunday market, which is really handy. However sometimes 15 minutes seems too long but it's not worth jumping in the car for. If only there was an easy way to quickly get down to the shops and still be able to carry things back.....
 

The basket's got a quick-release catch so you can take it into the shops with you, and you don;t get any odd looks at all...
The bike is still set up as a singlespeed with 74" gearing so it's a bit of a struggle getting back up the hill, but Liz is already developing 'singlespeed smugness' & bragging about overtaking someone on a geared bike so I think I'll leave it as it is for now. 

I took it for a test run and although it bounces alarmingly over bumps it seems to hold the weight of life's essentials OK...
 

Decompressing and losing the site belt

Being on site for extended periods of time can be hard on the waistline. Gyms are uninspiring at the best of times, hotel gyms are often worse, and add to that a long and stressful day and it's all too easy to put off exercise until 'tomorrow'. For the week. And generally you're living off take-away or restaurant food for the week, in fact the food becomes one of the dominant things to discuss as you figure out which Indian to try that night or whether to risk the kimchi at the Korean place downstairs.

All up I put on about 3kg whilst I was in Sydney, bringing me up to a lardy 78kg. I've had a couple of days off work and decided that a good long ride was a way of losing some of that fat and also de-stress and relax. I've been eying off a local cycling track called the Bulimba Creek Cycleway since we moved into Mt Gravatt and yesterday I got the chance to ride it.

The paths starts off winding its way along next to the creek, generally on bike ways next to parkland. It's very quiet apart from the crickets and the occasional whip bird


It's smooth, wide, well surfaced and well signposted. Perfect for selfies as you ride (Hi Miff!)
There's a brief stretch of riding next to or on the road, which gives you the chance to admire the McMansions that people have built
But soon you're back on the bikeway and riding past bushland even though you're only a km or so away from a major shopping centre
After 14km or so you arrive at Minippi Parklands, a wildlife haven and large park with a variety of fauna & flora
 including a lovely lake
 home to hundreds of ducks
and some slightly scary looking 'Pukekus', a New Zealand waterfowl similar to a moorhen that's been crossed with a velociraptor
There's also a flying range for remote control planes, which was surprisingly busy for a Friday with at least four planes in the air at any time
 These aren't small planes either!
 This was a twin engine Messerschmidt, and apparently they also sometimes have jets there too
There was also a playground next door to keep the kids quiet, with this excellent air traffic control tower
After watching the planes for far too long I headed north to Murrarie criterium circuit and did the obligatory 'hot lap'
 and then continued on to the river
 and the Gateway Bridge

There's been a bikeway next to the bridge for a few years now but this was the first time I've been over it. The views are pretty impressive
 After the Gateway I followed the river back into the city
 and then stopped off at Archive for some mid-ride refreshment
 and Jackpot for some essential sustenance
After that I headed home, slightly dazed and burping garlic all the way.
 
The ride was just over 60km by the time I limped home, which is probably as far as I'd ridden over the previous month! The decompression worked excellently and I'm much more relaxed and chilled out, but for some reason the site belt doesn't seem to be shifting...

Friday, May 17, 2013

Space Oddity

This has been all over the blogosphere for the last week, but on the off-chance that you haven't seen it yet here's Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield keeping it real, and generally being awesome.

Next time he's up there I'll send in a request for this

http://vimeo.com/35479260 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

More consultant humour

What's the difference between an IT salesman and a used car dealer?

A used car dealer  knows when he's lying.

Friday, May 10, 2013

If only...

No video this week, but follow this link., turn it up & enjoy the tune.

Sadly "I'm gonna stand in airport queues grousing about my job" seems more appropriate for me at the moment...

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Views of Sydney, slight restrain

The bedroom views are going downhill. I'm just glad that this is my last trip for a while, next time I could be sleeping in the car park..


Sunday, May 5, 2013

Don't judge a man by the size of his mower...

Our new place has a lawn, so for the first time in my adult life I need to cut the grass. In the UK electric lawn mowers are the norm, but over here real men use petrol mowers. Our lawn is fairly small and tidy so I thought I could get away with a hand-push mower, but common sense intervened and a good mate sorted me out with an electric mower. It's light, easy to use, easy to store and convenient. It's not a massively manly machine though....

I tried to make up for it with a manly strimmer / whipper snipper / lime trimmer, which to be honest is a little bit scary. Yes Neil, they're safety glasses as promised :)
 Always use power tools responsibly, kids...
After mowing a third of the lawn I'm bored of it already.....