Sunday, March 4, 2012

French failures

The French cheeses were eagerly awaited but unfortunately didn't live up to their original promise. After a few weeks of ageing in the fridge the Brie looked goo-ily good to go
The Camembert was a little firm looking but still was wonderfully creamy inside it's soft white shell
Unfortunately the flavour wasn't there to back it up. Both cheeses smelt great but were very bitter and hard to eat. You could pick out some of the intended flavours but then they were over-ridden with a harsh strong flavour that shouldn't have been there. Sadly we had to throw them all away :(. I got a magnificent cheese-making book for my birthday and it reckons that soft french cheeses are very temperature-dependent and hard to get right, so I guess the cheese cave needs a renovation.

My next cheese was a herbed feta that came out overly-soft and overly-herby, so I was a bit disheartened after that. So this weekend I decided it was time to get back on the cheese-horse. There was a beer ride planned the same time but the persistent drizzle that was falling at the time that I would have needed to leave helped me resist. Predictably the weather then cleared and I got a picture message from of the boys showing how much they were missing me

but by that point I was committed
    
and the end result was 8 litres of milk converting to this much halloumi - the squares at the back are infused with birdseye chilli, garlic & pepper. This is ready for 'cooking', as halloumi is almost-boiled in it's own whey for an hour or so to give it it's firmness and ability to be cooked without melting.

Cheese making is basically lots of waiting around so whilst I was doing that I also decided to upgrade the Ubuntu operating system on my Dell Mini-9 travel computer (I take this instead of a tablet as it has an SD card slot so I can upload photos). This is one of those things that computer people say which sounds nerdily impressive, but in reality it's a lot of downloading, waiting and swearing interspersed with frantic google searches. Ubuntu 11.10 only part installed and wouldn't boot, I could reinstall the previous Ubuntu 9.10 but some of the patches that were needed to get the wireless working were no longer available and so several hours later I managed to get Ubuntu 10.04 on and running. The battery now isn't charging, but anywhere that has Wi-fi will also have powerpoints so I'll look at that another day.*

Nerd humour - when I uploaded this I realised that there were 4 operating systems on display - using a Windows laptop to download the software, loading it onto a Ubuntu netbook, listening to the radio on an Android phone and resting the Mini-9 on a Mac. Who says that Apple's aren't versatile?

*Addendum - after trying pretty much every suggestion I could find on-line to no avail I gave up and ordered a new battery from e-bay for $20. When I looked back at the netbook it was charging. This is now being written on the netbook with battery power. Go figure!  

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Labels

I've finally gotten round to indexing my blog. So now if you want to view all posts on a particular topic, just select the appropriate label. I've broken the posts down into the following :-
  • Beer
  • Bikes
  • Cheese
  • Food
  • Life
  • Music
  • Running
  • Skating
  • Travel
  • Work
Which isn't a bad selection of things to be writing about. Life is good :). Was in two minds about splitting out 'Beer' and 'Brewing' but can always do that later if need be.

Most posts are linked to a couple of labels - this one is linked to them all so you can have a starting point. Have fun!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Barefoot loop

For the last 6 weeks or so I've been slowly (very slowly) extending the length of my barefoot run. Up until now I've been doing an 'out & back' route but last night I finally reached a distance which would allow me to run around the block - a mental milestone* as it feels like you're actually getting somewhere

It's funny how long it takes - 10 minutes or so of warming up, 10 minutes wandering around outside waving my phone in the air waiting for a GPS signal, run for almost 5 minutes, stretch for another 15. But nontheless, I now consider myself enough of a barefoot runner to post this



*Actually 'milestone' is a bit of a misnomer as the loop is only 0.75km long. 'Half-milestone' is probably more appropriate.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Catching up with a few beers

Because I've been away a bit recently the brewing has been neglected, so yesterday I took advantage of the wet weather and spent an afternoon of beer-related fettling.

First off I bottled the 'Saison am' that's been sitting in secondaries completing it's fermentation for a few weeks. This just needs labelling and then I'll leave it to sit for a few weeks.
It's a sign of how keyboard-orientated I've become that writing less than 30 labels leaves my hand cramping 
Next I racked off the 'Saison Du Noir', which finished it's primary fermentation last week and has been patiently sitting in the fermentor. This was an experimental recipe with darker malts and as you can see it looks very different to my usual pale brews - in fact it's pretty much a porter (which was accidental) but brewed with Saison yeast (which was not).
Despite it's dark appearance it's also a lot weaker than my regular beers. Most of the time I brew using a 'partial mash' method where I extract sugars from grains (the 'mash') and then supplement this with the addition of pale malt extract, but for this one I reduced the amount of malt extracts. Unfortunately the mash didn't seem to be very efficient which will leave me with an understrength beer (about 3%). I thought long and hard about adding extra sugars in some form but eventually decided to leave it, and the result is fairly 'thin' tasting and doesn't match it's looks. We'll see how it turns out after a week or so in secondary and then a couple of weeks in the bottle.

That left me with an empty fermentor with a 'yeast cake' of Saison yeast in the bottom
Normally I'd either wash this away or scoop it out into sterile bottles and store it in the fridge. But the rain was unrelenting so I thought I'd make another beer and pitch it directly onto the yeast, which saves a lot of faffing around.

My initial ginger beer was almost gone and had been very refreshing in the heat, although it has been fermented to dryness which some people thought it a little 'thin' and sharp (don't worry Miff, Rach & Gordy -  I've still got bottles for your professional opinions). So I thought I'd expand on that recipe and combine two different summer beer styles. Initially I peeled 1.2kg of ginger, which because the ginger was superbly fresh gave me just over a kilo of clean root (missus).  

I blended this and added in 2 lemons, 2 limes, 6 cloves and some cinnamon bark. But this time instead of a kg of raw sugar I added 1/2 kg of pale malt extract and 1/2 kg of wheat malt extract (along with 1kg of brown sugar and 1/2 kg of lactose)
I boiled this up for 1 hr and added 2 chopped and partially deseeded birdseye chillies 10 minutes from the end. Then after cooling and straining I poured it directly onto the yeast cake. You could almost hear the yeast gnashing it's teeth and salivating in anticipation, and a few hours later the whole thing (wrapped up in a towel for warmth) was bubbling away nicely.
Bit of a one-dimensional photo - I'll leave you to add the once-every-five-seconds bubble of the fermentor and the all-pervading smell of ginger. 

Friday, February 24, 2012

Views

Don't want to accuse the client I'm with at the minute of being out in the sticks, but this is the view outside their office...

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

just a little hotel

I'm in Sydney again, this time out in 'the hills' area. Staying in Baulkham Hills, working in Rouse Hill. It's a small and intimate hotel..
The hard bit will be not exploiting the time difference and sending spoilers about the reality TV show we're both sadly addicted to back to Liz. I can't believe they served that up!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Aural crack

Die Antwoord are a rap / rave band from South Africa who released their first album '$0$' as a free download a couple of years ago using a pc computer. They became an overnight internet sensation and this year have taken it to the next level with a new album Ten$ion and it's accompanying single 'I Fink U Freeky'.

I'm not sure whether the band is a high-art meets low-brow project, an extended joke at the expense of it's fans, a cynical attempt to boost their sales through the addition of an unnecessary shock factor a la Marilyn Manson or just a bunch of musicians pushing their boundaries and following their muse down whatever twisted alleyways it chooses to lead them. Either way it's music that reaches inside your brain, grabs your frontal cortex and doesn't ever stop shouting into your inner year.

The clip below probably isn't safe for work and definately isn't something to watch with kids around. It's probably also worth skipping if you don't like 90's styled rave, rap, bad language, bad haircuts, bad tattoos, rats, snakes, gangster posturing or South African accents. If anyone is left, welcome to your new internal soundtrack.....

Go on Marin - just one more listen.....