Joke courtesy of Pete -
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question.
He replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OK in New Zealand, but we're not having any of that shit in Australia."
Congratulations to New Zealand for legalising same sex marriage, let's hope the powers that be take a step forward and do the same for Australia. I can't understand how in the 21st Century anyone can think that they have the right to interfere in other peoples lives and to prevent two consenting adults from choosing to marry.
What's even more worrying is that people still vote for the idiots.....
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question.
He replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OK in New Zealand, but we're not having any of that shit in Australia."
Congratulations to New Zealand for legalising same sex marriage, let's hope the powers that be take a step forward and do the same for Australia. I can't understand how in the 21st Century anyone can think that they have the right to interfere in other peoples lives and to prevent two consenting adults from choosing to marry.
What's even more worrying is that people still vote for the idiots.....
FckH8. Legalise Love! Deborah
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